Three's Company? Happy Birthday!

"Come on man! You seriously don't think it would be fun? I mean, can you think of a better birthday present?"

Kyle thought quietly for a minute before responding. Tim watched him closely and saw a mixture of emotions pass over his face. Kyle finally settled on a mixture of confusion and repulsion as he replied, "Really, man? You're really trying to convince me to do this? She's my girlfriend, dude!"

"No no no, listen to me. I mean REALLY listen, and you'll understand. You know she would love it! How would ANYONE not love this as a birthday present?" As he spoke he jokingly gestured to himself, moving his hands from his head to his waist and ending with a perverse pump of the hips. "No one loses here!"

He couldn't believe he was trying so hard. This had started as a joke, he had known that there was no way in hell Kyle would go along with his idea to give his girlfriend a threesome for her birthday. He honestly didn't even really believe that this would be the "best birthday present ever", although he was preaching for it like he believed it. When he had brought it up to Kyle as a joke, to his surprise Kyle hadn't immediately objected. Tim didn't think that he would actually get away with it, but he wanted to see how far he could push Kyle.

Kyle shook his head. "No man, I just can't do it. I would lose! There is not a fiber within me that wants to see your naked, hairy ass!" He feigned a shiver of disgust. "Ugh. Plus she's my girlfriend! What in the world makes you think that I would be cool seeing her with another guy? Let alone a guy that we both were close to. Tell me that wouldn't be an awkward morning!"

Tim had been waiting for this argument, so he had had time to think about how to rebuke. He couldn't believe that he had even gotten this far, so he figured he would keep pushing until he reached his limit. He knew Kyle well enough to know when to stop. Hell, he knew both of them front and back (no pun intended). They had all been friends for so long...and that was his leverage.

"Okay, just go with me here," he began slowly. If he was going to try this, he was going to do it right. He knew he couldn't just rush Kyle into it. He had to sloooowly ease him into the idea. This very well could be the make it or break it point. "You have always wanted to have a threesome right? What guy hasn't right?"

"Yeeeaahhh..." Kyle seemed to think to himself for a moment. "I guess. But think about it dude, when I pictured it, I totally pictured me with two other girls. It's not like I ever really thought I would be doing it with another guy and my girlfriend. I don't know, it's just too weird."

"Now wait! You're not letting me finish. Let me get to my point here." He paused to gather his thougths. He knew he couldn't mess this up now. He was actually starting to think that he might succeed in this. He had secrelty always wanted to get into Brianna's pants, but this was too perfect. If they all had a threesome, Kyle would know that he had slept with his girlfriend, hell even agreed to it, AND he would not have to worry about some weird girly want of commitment. That's just want he needed: sleep with Bri and have her leave Kyle and want a relationship. God. "Okay, so I know you never thought about having one with another guy. No guy pictures it that way. But this could work out so well! Think about it! Do you honestly think that Bri would go for a threesome with another girl? Girls are jealous. They don't want to see another girl "all up on" their man."

Kyle just waited.

"So okay. You still want a threesome. But you know you can't have another girl. So the only other way you can do this is with another guy right? So do you REALLY want some other guy, someone you don't know, doing your girl?"

Kyle looked skeptical. Tim knew he had to step it up.

"And the kicker, man. Have you ever seen a guy hit on your girl? There's something about it. Something that just makes you want her that much more. Hell, some couples go out to bars just to flirt with other people, acting like they don't even know each other, then go home and bang the shit out of each other. There's just something so hot about another guy wanting you girl. Now imagine if you saw another guy actually ACTING on wanting your girl. That would be the biggest turn on! Plus dude, we would never touch each other. No way! We would be on complete opposite sides. There's no way to argue against this! It's seriously a win/win. And again I say, you KNOW she would love this. Don't think I don't know she is a sex kitten. I mean, we have all talked man. This would be perfect!"

Kyle looked at Tim for a moment. "Okay man. Let's do it."

"What? Really?" Tim could not believe this was happening. It was that easy? There had to be a catch! "You're serious?"

"Yeah I'm serious. But listen, hey. We do this, we never talk about it. No one finds out we did it. And we can't be weird after. She would be pissed if I planned this and killed our friendship."

"Yeah yeah, okay. When does she get home? Let's do this today before we pussy out." Tim started taking off his shirt.

"Whoa, what the hell man? You don't have to get all naked for me!" Kyle protested.

"Well, what I was thinking is we could get everything ready and then surprise her when she comes in. Then she won't have time to think about it and she'll just act all wild!"

"Okay, let's get this thing ready then. She should be home any minute." He took off his shirt.

Tim began to undo his pants. Kyle looked at him strangely at first, and then shrugged. He took off his pants too. The two stood awkwardly in the livingroom of Kyle and Bri's apartment, each only wearing their skivvies.

"Really man?" Tim snickered. "Tighty whiteys?"

"Shut up and get things together will you?"

"What do you need me to do?"

Kyle thought. "Go get the comforter out of the closet. I'll get get some toys. We migth as well go all out if we're really going to do this."

Tim went into the closet and started digging around. He heard Kyle doing the same in the bedroom. They both met back up in the living room. Tim began to spread the comforter on the floor while Kyle bent over the table arranging various lubes and other toys.

The door opened and the boys looked up, both bent over, both in their underwear.

Both heard Bri say, "What the hell?"